Tuesday, January 23, 2007

CHASING THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH
I hate the extra 15 pounds on me. I hate the wrinkles and the thinning hair. Getting older is the pits! I have started Weight Watchers after 5 miserable days on the Cabbage Soup Diet(lost 4 lbs.) Now I am ready to think about attacking the wrinkles. Botox or Resylane? Does anyone know someone who has had success with wrinkle remedies? I also am thinking of an eyebrow lift. I'd love a tummy tuck and liposuction but figure I need to be reasonable. I'd love it if insurance would cover major overhauls at a certain age. I can live with tiny boobs but I'm now ready for procedures/surgeries on the other parts of me. First I have to build a house, then I'm going to rebuild me.

6 comments:

Lindsey said...

you crack me up, mom. Your last line about rebuilding is hilarious! I think you are beautiful!

Jami said...

We have a Dr. who comes to the spa to give botox and restalyne and I guess botox is a plumper and restalyne is more of a filler for deep lines. My boss had her lips done once and it was hilarious. I was cracking up at her fish lips and she couldn't break a smile and talked funny-it looked good a week later! You sound like Ronsie-I think you are both hot mamas!

Pam said...

Sounds like I want the restylane. Jami, if your mom tries something, let me know. I want to KNOW someone who has tried it first.

Alex said...

mom you are hilarious!! Where do you think this money is coming from...dropping from the sky!? just kidding. but dont forget about your daughter and her education! I am all for the surgeries, as you know. I say the tummy tuck and lipo is a bit extreme but the other stuff...why not? I say go for it.

Kasey said...

Great last line. I think you are great the way you are. But if you don't, I think you should do something about it. Nothing drastic though! You still have to be you. Aging happens to us all, but it is nice if you can age gracefully, right?

Sarah said...

I think our views of ourselves are so different than what others see. I always thought were you one of the most gorgeous ladies around, and as you've gotten older, I think you've only gotten prettier. Really. :)